STOKESLEY to: HELMSLEY
KICKASS FILTH VNOOYING FUKKINKAHN BASHING SCRACHTERS HEAVEN.. WATCH OUT FOR TRUCKS.. PS PLEANTY OF NICE BOOZERS AND SUN.. LOCALS ARE VERY SKILFUL AN FAST. BEWARE MODDED BIKES. BLADES IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR FASTER THAN YOU THOUGHT. COUPLA NICE HILLS. WINDY BIT At START AND LONG STRAIGHT NEAR END. FILTH ARE SHIT WORRIED ABOUT THIS ROAD AS ITS LEGENDARY.. GO TO NORTH EAST AND ASK ANY BIKER.. PS FILTH BIKERS ARE ACTUALLY QUITE FAST BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH!!!
Weymouth to: Bridport
WATCH OUT ALONG THE B3157 GUYS I aint no motorbiker, just a driver (205 GTi) but there have been speed cameras along this route the past couple of days... On In Burton Bradstock as you come out of the Narrow bit in the Rd, Just Past the Anchor (ITS 30mph!!) Just as you hit the 3rd Bump, the nasy Git, they plonk one just there, on in Portesham just hafter the left hand bend past the pub... ALSO WATCH OUT ON THE DECENT TO WEST BAY PAST THE FRESHWATER TURNING AS THERE IS THE NEW GOLF CLUB ENTERANCE, AND A BIKER DIED THERE IN THE SOME AS SOME OLD GOLFING FART PULLED OUT TAKE NOTE GUYS, BE SAFE.... HIVE BEACH IN BURTON BRADSTOCK IS A GOOD CHILLED HANG OUT NOW, AS YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PARK YOUR BIKE IN WEST BAY...EVEN IF YOU WANT THE KIOSKS....
Hertford to: Welwyn Garden City
Well what can you say from the minute you get onto the A414 at the Dusty Miller (Harlow end) and crank it open for a dream 5 miles of fast sweeping duel all the way to the roundabout at Stansted Abbotts, you're in a heap of trouble! cos they have just stuck up x2 50 mph speed cameras within 300 yards of each other cos all the berks in cars kept hitting each other and killing themselves at the cross the road junction to Hunsdon. When you continue along the A414 to Hertford you will be amazed at the sheer exhilaration of a full open throttle just past the newish Lancaster Merc dealer, down the hill to the next roundabout, along the straight to the next, hop across and then a sweeping right and left to the next roundabout, across, under the bridge, across the next roundabout, quick acceleration to 40mph as pold will be filming you at the junction, carry on past them a two fingered wave will do and then thrash it to the next roundabout, hop across and then climb up through the gears to full thrash for 3 miles and then smile. If you managed this then your a genious as Hertford is full of little shits being dropped off by mothers and therefore you have no chance. But try a late or early one and you will ENJOY!
BRISTOL to: GLOUCESTER
This is a great scratching bit of tarmac, with some hilly areas and sweeping bends. As you will discover the A38 between Bristol and Glos is about 35 - 40 miles long. It's not exactly get your knee down stuff, but with very few, if any!!, GATSO's
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